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Mixed Signals · Episode 1

Return to Sender

Three-panel comic. Crabby cries over an old voicemail during Venus retrograde, Sag and Leo make her a glittery pop-up card, and the card's glue-stick smell sets off a memory of Danny.

Venus is retrograde, and Crabby just found a 2019 voicemail that only says “hey.” Sag and Leo stage a kitchen-table intervention.

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  1. Panel 1

    • Caption: Venus retrograde, day 9. Venus stationed retrograde in Scorpio on Oct 3 and won't turn direct until Nov 13, in Libra. Unfinished feelings: now boarding.
    • Crabby: I found a voicemail from 2019. It just says “hey.”
    • Crabby: WHAT DID HE MEAN BY “HEY”?!
    • Tissue box: Tissues, family size.

  2. Panel 2

    • Caption: Meanwhile, at the kitchen table…
    • Sag: Done. Inside I wrote: “Your ex was basic. Move on.” Short. True. Healing.
    • Leo: Babe. She's a WATER sign. We lead with GLITTER.
    • Sound: Shaka shaka.
    • Card: Chin up, Crab!

  3. Panel 3

    • Leo: Ta-da! It's a pop-up of ME, so you always feel adored.
    • Crabby: *sob* It smells like the glue stick from third grade… when Danny gave me a valentine…
    • Sag: Pack a bag. I'm booking flights. Anywhere but 2019.
    • Leo: *sniff* …oh, Danny.
    • Card: You are loved.

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