Rerun



Mercury just joined Venus in retrograde, and Mom announced Thanksgiving at Aunt Darlene's: the scene of the Cranberry Sauce Incident. Here we go again.
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Panel 1
- Caption: Oct 24. Mercury, planet of texts, stations retrograde in Scorpio, joining Venus. Love AND communication now running in reverse until Nov 13.
- Crabby: Mom just texted the family group chat…
- Phone, “The Fam” (Mom, Dad, Aunt Darlene +11): Mom: Thanksgiving at Darlene's this year! Bring a side! (Aunt Darlene loved this.)
- Sound: Bzzt bzzt.
Panel 2
- Caption: Emergency meeting, kitchen table…
- Crabby: Thanksgiving. At DARLENE'S. The scene of the Cranberry Sauce Incident.
- Leo: Don't make me relive the Cranberry Sauce Incident!
- Sag: Too late. Mercury's retrograde. We're reliving it.
Panel 3
- Caption: Flashback: Thanksgiving 2024, Darlene's dining room.
- Aunt Darlene: Everyone, try my FAMOUS cranberry sauce!
- Crabby: THAT'S GRANDMA'S RECIPE, YOU SAUCE THIEF!
- Sound: Splat!
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