Trick or Treaty



Halloween with Venus AND Mercury retrograde: Crabby meant to text just Mom about Darlene's. It went to the family chat. Darlene replied in one minute.
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Panel 1
- Caption: Oct 31. Halloween in Scorpio season, with Venus AND Mercury still retrograde. The veil is thin. So is everyone's patience.
- Leo: Behold! I'm the SUN, my ruling planet. Everything revolves around me.
- Sag: And I'm going as “someone currently in Lisbon.”
Panel 2
- Caption: Crabby texts Mom. Just Mom. Supposedly.
- Crabby: Boo. Texting Mom: “I would rather eat SAND than go to Darlene's.” …Sent.
- Sound: Whoosh!
- Leo: That was the FAMILY CHAT!
Panel 3
- Phone, “The Fam” (14 members): Crabby: I would rather eat SAND than go to Darlene's. (Delivered to 14, 9:41 PM.) Aunt Darlene, 9:42 PM: Bring the cranberry sauce. Homemade.
- Leo: Two years of silence and she replies in ONE MINUTE?!
- Sag: Is that a peace offering or a threat?
- Crabby: In our family? It's always both.
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